:: [Crappy] Indecent Proposal ::

I was sitting in a restaurant with few of my girlfriends enjoying our almond brownie with vanilla ice cream when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy man entered. He was so striking that I could not take my eyes off of him. Wearing faded jeans and white Tee, he is too damn attractive not to be noticed. (I just dig man in white Tees and blue jeans)

The man noticed us overly attentive stare and after a few exchanging few smiles he walked directly toward us.

Before I could offer my sincere apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to me, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for RM20.00……on one condition." (There are always conditions.)

Flabbergasted, then I asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?)

I considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a RM20 bill from my purse, which I pressed into his palm along with my address. I looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully I said….

"Clean my house."