"... and for the life of me Mila, get yourself a nice handbag. I mean a handbag. Not a diaper bag. You been carrying a diaper bag since Alyssa was born. She's 5 now, not like she's still wearing diapers. No wonder men refuse to make a pass on you. And you drive your mom's soccermom's car."
Yay!!! My gay cousin's back in town.
He just gave me plenty of reasons to go shopping. For a handbag. And a car.
