This is so agonizing.
More agitating than an inconsiderate slob who drives in the right lane and won't move over to let anyone pass .
More agitating than public toilet here in Malaysia, that charge you 30 sen for a dirty toilet with no paper towels. Its worse than where-did-i-put-my-keys moment.
More agitating than the commercials on TV that is louder than the show you are watching and you forgotten where you throw the remote control that you hafta lift your butt up and go the tv and manually lower down the volume.
No, really. This is sore.
A pain called... [Fwd:] emails.
Millions of them, taking up my gmail space.
"if you don't send this to ten people in ten minutes, you'll be haunted for ten years." (oho! I’m scared.)
..“if you don't send this to all of your friends, including me, everyone will think you don't care." (okay, baby.)
..."if you don't send this to 1,000 people in two milliseconds, you'll never be loved." (errr... been there.)
...."if you don't send this, if you don't do that," (I mean who do you think you are??)
Oh! Oh! This is the lamest one
….. "I didn't believe it, either... but then I sent it to 100 people, and I married the love of my life!" (Yeah! Yeah! Whateva)
**Now make a wish**
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"If you don't send this to 100 people in 2 minutes, you'll have bad luck in love." (What?!? All that scrolling and I don't even get an ice cream?! And I have to FORWARD this to a hundred people instead?!)
Meh! I'm outta here!
Some of them are angel of death. They can take your mom's life away if you don't pass the message to others within five minutes. Me don't wanna lose me mommy, so me passed it on to others who might lose their mommy if they refused to obey the angel of death's wish.
ReplyDeleteIt's a way for spammers to collect emails. The more you forward, the more emails they can get at the end of the day.
ReplyDeleteYou've missed one, Dim:
"For every email contacts you sent to, [Service Provider] will give [amount of money in cents] to [Name] for the cure of [disease]..."
Trying too hard to touch our heart. Failed big time. We internet users are smarter now. All these don't work.
Been there.. Before I clicked to view the details, my mouse sure heading straight to the "Delete" button. :)
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