"just watched 'tangled'. have u watched it? if u havent...u should..u must. ajak alyssa sekali. if u love enchanted, stardust...u will love this movie"
An excerpt from Muche's email before he gone missing.
As much as I love this movie, I've gotta ask, does Rapunzel got hair lice?
lice? with that hair... it probably got bears.
ReplyDeletechuck noris could get tangled by just using his pinky.
ReplyDeletechuck noris eat hair lice for breakfast.
ReplyDeletechuck noris ate muche after he sent that email. that's why he's missing.
ReplyDeleteTeaD do you know that bear hugs tight?
ReplyDeleteYou mean that was her hair? Ohhh.. I thought that was her beard. Uhmm.. I better watch that movie again.
ReplyDeleteThat was her beard??? Yeah! I think I otta watch that movie again. Jom lets watch togeder geder.
ReplyDeleteHow about watching Gnomeo & Juliet, just you and me. This weekend. It has Jason Statham innit. What say you?
ReplyDeletehey count me in!
ReplyDeleteTea D, count you in in bear hug or to watch the movie?
ReplyDeleteYourFavStalker, (wahhh!!! i have a favorite stalker) sureeeee... call me.
CHUCK norris FACTS:
ReplyDelete1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
5. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
9. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
11. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
12. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
13. When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
14. When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
15. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
16. Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
17. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
18. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
19. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
awwww girl, u mustav liked Chuck Norris a lot!!! all those facts.... man!!!! unbelievable.
ReplyDeletenow wait a sec, are u trying to steal the limelight of my post??? i'm not gonna let you do that you know...
I am 101% sure that if Chuck Norris reads your blog, he will kneel down, kiss the ground with his kick-assed, wrinkled, collagen-free lips; then, look up to the sky and say "Hair lice! Thank you Dottie for telling me that Rapunzel had hair lice. I thought I was going crazy seeing yunno.. stuff.. running across that hair of hers and down me hairy arms and legs everytime we do the bear hug thing with the Tea Drinker."
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oi andrea. keep me out of ur hallucinations la.
ReplyDeleteOh it takes two to tangled now is it??... No wonder i have never been caught in a tangled all my adult life... now would you like to get all tangled up with me... hahahaha
ReplyDelete(lame, i know :P )
Was that a proposal Abu? :P
ReplyDeleteIt could be... if you want it to be... guys with no option like me cant afford to be choosy now can we :)
ReplyDeleteWell Abu, welcome to the planet of the Apes and I'm the only aweeeeeenabear!
ReplyDeleteabu. that's seriously the worst pick up line. ever.
ReplyDeletehaha no argument here
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