I been getting weird questions from guys that I’ve come to know over these few years.
I was once asked by an online friend if I wear watch on my right. I answered I’m right-handed, I have watch on my left. Asked him why, he said he just dig a girl who wears her watch on her right wrist. Odd I must say, but that would probably just him.
I was even asked if I have piercing in any other part of my body besides my earlobes. I replied I do not enjoy torturing myself. Furthermore, having rings on other part of your body especially your face makes you look trashy. Idk. It’s just me maybe.
I was asked if I ever consider dating a shorter guy since I’m pretty tall. What kinda question was that?
And recently I was asked by a guy if I have fillings in my teeth. I asked him back, if he has fillings in his teeth (he has a nice row of teeth btw). He replied in the affirmative. I asked him why he asked. His answer was, he believes a girl that has no fillings in her teeth can take care of the family as she’s good in taking care of her teeth.
Go ahead, read it again, you know you want to, but it won't make any more sense the next time through.
Like seriously, except children, do you know anyone that has no fillings in their teeth?
i smell bad pickup lines. =/
ReplyDeleteHillarious. I have two. So does that mean I'm not good wife material?? ;-)
ReplyDeletei'd probably try something like: do u read 'a cup of pulled tea'? coz i heard people who read it have good taste.
ReplyDeleteand have higher antioxidant contents in their blood.
and prone to constipation.
and whatnots.
I have no filling in my teeth and my husband can attest that I am a crappy housekeeper/cleaner.
ReplyDeleteDils, wow! You have no filling! Wow!
ReplyDeleteTeaD, I agree that 'a cup of pulled tea' is a free radical scavengers. But prone to constipation???
Luv, itu la, I oso tak percaya to his theory.
Chan, not just bad, but terrible!!
I wear my watch at my right wrist and I'm a right handed. Tell him to call me. Ahakz.
ReplyDeleteThat is just great. Now I have to come up with something more original. Blurgh.
ReplyDeleteImagine a crowded restaurant. Everybody was having their lunch.
ReplyDeleteYou had just ordered a decent frothy and creamy Teh Tarik. You're interested at the pretty waitress who put your order before you.
You called for her after a few minutes sipping the drink.
"Adik, boleh abang tanya. Errr... ni teh tarik sapa yang buat? Adik ke?", you said.
"Taklah. Ada orang kat dalam sana yang buatkan," she said, pointing at a woman who's wrinkled like a dried prune.
"Oh patut pon... kalau adik yang buat, mesti manis," you said.
Sir, I've read all the lines and also the lines between the lines. I think I get what you mean.
ReplyDeleteDoc, original but non-medical. U think u can come with one?
Cik Kapis, I gave him your number, did he call you? :P
I could've sworn, I've said some of those somewhere, some time before..
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